Rooms? Who needs rooms? Those fucking things are so mainstream! The latest Hiptopian interior design craze, Warehouse Estate Clusterfuck, emphasizes open space filled with random thrifted clutter and a total lack of privacy. To achieve this elusive aesthetic, imagine the decor of an Urban Outfitters store vomiting inside an industrial workspace while mugging a Goodwill in a dark alley and stealing its vintage leather wallet. Oh yeah, and replace all your walls and rooms with curtains and antique changing panels. You can’t fancy yourself a true Warehouse Estate Clusterfucker until all those walls are demolished, just like the mainstream expectations of society.