Obscurity in the Wilderness: A Hipster Field Guide
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See that warning at the bottom? That was included by the Hiptopian Committee for Safety and Well-Being after an unnamed hipster (obviously not Matt Smith. OBVIOUSLY) tried to store many, many badgers in his drawers. The incident resulted in the Great Vintage Jumper Massacre of 2010, because as it turns out, badgers don’t share the same respect and reverence for thrifted goods as humans do, and will shred your clothing to pieces when enclosed in a small area with knitwear.

See that warning at the bottom? That was included by the Hiptopian Committee for Safety and Well-Being after an unnamed hipster (obviously not Matt Smith. OBVIOUSLY) tried to store many, many badgers in his drawers. The incident resulted in the Great Vintage Jumper Massacre of 2010, because as it turns out, badgers don’t share the same respect and reverence for thrifted goods as humans do, and will shred your clothing to pieces when enclosed in a small area with knitwear.

#The Great Jumper Massacre of 2010      #badgers      #Hiptopian Committee for Safety and Well-Being      #submission     
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