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According to the Center for Hiptopian Disease Control and Medical Studies, Mossitis Skinikus is a rare but powerful condition that affects 0.02% of the Wild Hipster population. It is usually contracted through prolonged exposure to the forest floor in certain regions of the Hiptopian woodlands or through close-range encounters with someone who is carrying the virus, and it is not unheard of to show symptoms after engaging in traditional Camping Festival of the Moonstone Triangle activities that involve sleeping on beds of raw moss. Symptoms of Mossitis Skinikus include itchy rashes, darkening of the fingernail beds, and sprouting of plantlife from hair follicles. In some extreme cases, patients have reported a hardening of their nails into solid treebark and a sudden growth of leaves from their lashline. If you suspect you’re coming down with Mossitis Skinikus, contact your doctor immediately, drink plenty of tea, and wash yourself with herbicide.