If Apple products aren’t an option, the Technology Research Committee at Obscurity Outpost recommends getting the oldest possible technology instead. It’ll add a level of irony and hilarity to your electronics that Apple could never provide! iPhones can be substituted by giant 1980s cell phones with fold-out antennas, and iPods are easily replaced by an old, broken down portable cd player or boom box! Or maybe even a walkman! And if you’re worried about not having access to social networks on any of these items, consider carrying a Tamagotchi with you! Instant friendship!